Billy Sunday

Listen, I am against sin. I’ll kick it as long as I’ve got a foot, I’ll fight it as long as I’ve got a fist, I’ll butt it as long as I’ve got a head, and I’ll bite it as long as I’ve got a tooth. And when I am old, fistless, footless, and toothless, I’ll gum it til I go home to glory and it goes home to perdition.